Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. 

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. 

One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.  "Oh, no," I said.  "Disneyland burned down."  He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.  I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena


Or kehna


Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;-> 

Just a friendly reminder -

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April