Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai. 

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. 

Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who"s Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. 

"You once asked me, who's life was more important....I responded mine, and you walked away not-knowing you were my life."

once a pakistani going on highway in FIAT car with 40 speed, suddenly a SARDAR GEE comes on HONDA 125, as he reached near the pakistani he shouted... OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA...... and go away with high speed.. pakistani surprised but not bothered...

after a while the SARDAAR G again come from front and shouted .. .OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KA... and go away with high speed ... pakistani again surprised and he makes his speed 50.. SARDAR G did that 4 to 5 times,..

after half hour when SARDAR G disappeared,, pakistani says thanx GOD.... but after some way he found that the SARDAR G lying on the road his honda was placed very far to him .. he saw that SARDAR G bleeding...

pakistani comes from his car and asked to SARDAR G .. KYU SARDAAR G KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYAA....... SARDAAR G REPLIED..... OYE OH HI TU POOOCH RYA SEEE.... TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA ... IS KAY BREAK KIDHAR HOTAY HAI OYE... WOH HI TU DHOOOND RAHA THAAA 

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. 

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : I am falling in love. 

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12". 

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.. 

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?