Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
(What Happened, My Son?)

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!) 

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement" 

once a pakistani going on highway in FIAT car with 40 speed, suddenly a SARDAR GEE comes on HONDA 125, as he reached near the pakistani he shouted... OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA...... and go away with high speed.. pakistani surprised but not bothered...

after a while the SARDAAR G again come from front and shouted .. .OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KA... and go away with high speed ... pakistani again surprised and he makes his speed 50.. SARDAR G did that 4 to 5 times,..

after half hour when SARDAR G disappeared,, pakistani says thanx GOD.... but after some way he found that the SARDAR G lying on the road his honda was placed very far to him .. he saw that SARDAR G bleeding...

pakistani comes from his car and asked to SARDAR G .. KYU SARDAAR G KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYAA....... SARDAAR G REPLIED..... OYE OH HI TU POOOCH RYA SEEE.... TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA ... IS KAY BREAK KIDHAR HOTAY HAI OYE... WOH HI TU DHOOOND RAHA THAAA 

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing' Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!' Another guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered ' No No Me Banta Singh!' Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?' The other Sardar was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.' The Sardar slapped him on his face and said 'Salay, Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?' 

a sardar had 7 kids lekin un sub mein sae ek different thaa jub sardar marnae lugaa tu uss nae apni wife sae poochaa "oh aub tu bata day yeh munda kis ka hai " wife replied"oh jee yehi tu app ka hai" 

A news reporter gets news taht 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.



The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?



Sardar: oh ji pucho mat...sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform per khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Acchanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM par aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri per kood gaya. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.



reporter: Thank god... Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par koode.



Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri per hi leta tah. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.. 

Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone 

A Sardar went to Kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.

A servant (also a sardar) had taken the receiver. Sardarji, Who is speaking?

Servant, its me Servant Sir.

Sardarji, Where is the Madam?

Servant, She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Sardarji, What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.

Servant, What can I do now sir?

Sardarji, Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant, Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?

Sardarji, open the back door, throw both of them into the well

Servant, I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?

Sardarji, What...? Are you in the third floor?

Servant, Yes Sir

Sardarji, sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!! 

aik dafa aik sardar ne doosra sardar ke kaan main kuch kaha aur wo mar gia.


everybody wondered wt he said.


one asked him and he said bhishkoom..... 

There was once a sardar je who went to the hospital ...the doctor sees that both of his ears are flaming read and asks he sardar je what had happened. The sardar je tells him that he was ironing his clothes when his phone rang and by mistake he took the hot iron and put it on his ear. the doctor looks at him in disbelief and asks him what had happened to the other ear. Then the sardar je says, the scoundrel called bak!