Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearfull disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesn?t hear a word I say.
Doc:That?s not a disease, its a gift! 

Husband:I?ll admit I?m wrong if u?ll admit I?m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband:Ok?I?m wrong!
Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right! 

WIFE-Kyu Ji,

Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?

HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena! 

Patni: Dear Mujhe Is Birthday Pe Sab Se Costly Gift Chahiye..
Pati: Thik Hai..
Patni:Kya Doge?

Pati: ? 20 Liter Petrol ? 

Wife: ?1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place.?
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Husband : Taxi 

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste q ho,

Main ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k shohar,

Maar khane main bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai..! 

Faqir= Bibi ji ap k pas kisi boke k liye kana hai.
Bibi=Hai tho sahi maghar wo boka abi office se wapas nahi aya. 

An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives

Monopoly is Always Damaging!

And?

Competition Improves Service! 

Husband & Wife!
Dono hotal me gai to 1 larki ne Hello kaha,
Wife kon thi ye
Husband tum plz mera demagh kharab mat karo,
Abhi us ko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho. 

A Wife's prayer:
Lord
Give me WISDOM to understand my husband
LOVE to forgive him
PATIENCE with his moods
Bt
Don't give me STRENGTH
i'll kill that Bastard.. ;->